EXT. STREET -- DAY:
The SUV pulls up. Nick and Greg get out and head for the scene. Nick looks at the body while Greg snaps photos. Nick looks around the road. Greg takes the girl’s wallet out of her bag and gives it to an officer. He continues to look through the woman’s bag. Nick walks over to a large truck parked on the curb. Greg follows him and opens the passenger door and looks inside. He opens the glove compartment and looks at the registration slip. Second Scene:
INT. CSI – GARAGE – DAY:
Greg and Nick go over the SUV in the garage. Nick checks out the seats while Greg snaps photos of the back. Wendy comes in and reports the results. Third Scene:
INT. COUNTRY-WESTERN BAR – MEN’S ROOM – NIGHT:
Greg and Nick look at the body on the floor. Fourth Scene:
EXT. LAS VEGAS CITY (STOCK) – NIGHT:
Nick and Greg talk with Connie Dellaquilla. Best Dialogs:
Wendy: "Hey, Buckaroos. Have you seen Catherine? 'Cause I just got the results from that semen stain on Cody Latshaw's jeans."
Nick: "Come up with a match?"
Wendy: "I did. I had to run an Ouchterlony test on it."
Greg: "So not from a human donor?"
Wendy: "No ... no. Bovine. Yeah ... I took a psychobiology class once and we studied a very interesting case. Okay, there was a guy, he lived on a farm, and literally the only way that this guy could get sexually satisfied was when he was with livestock."
Nick: "That's okay. I'm good."
Wendy: "Well, see, apparently, the whole thing started one night because he was in the barn -- it started snowing. He got stuck in there. He couldn't make his way back to the farmhouse, so he decided that he would try and stay warm ... well, with a sheep." - "But then the horses were jealous, so ... and ... you know, and I think there was a cow in there as well ..."
Greg: "You know, I think we got the picture."
Nick: "I wish I didn't."
Greg turns the machine on and it starts buzzing and vibrating.
Greg: "I think I know what this is for."
Greg: "Cowboys, cattle rustling, and now a shooting at the dance hall."
Nick: "Welcome to the Wild West." My Comment:
Slightly better than the last episode. Some humorous moments. Though I am as disgusted as Greg and Nick by the thought that some men would jump anything to get laid.
Hodges: "Cowboy had a roll in the hay. Either he's messy or ... uh ... we could have a Brokeback Mountain situation."
Catherine: "Oh, God, that movie made me cry."
Hodges: "Me, too." - "You know, it takes a big man to admit that. And I am that man."
Catherine: "You don't say."
Hodges: "More cowbell!"
Brass made my day.
Nancy Twicker: "It's called an electroejaculator. It's used on bulls that have back trouble."
Brass: "It looks, uh ... pretty persuasive."