Leapin’ Lizards


  • Greg´s appearance: Bitten

  • 7 Scenes: with Catherine

  • Shippyness: G/C

  • What we learn about him:
    He practically grew up on
    ‘The X-Files’.
  • Misc.:
Events:

First Scene:
INT. CSI – GARAGE -- DAY:
Greg and Catherine walk into the lab. They stop in front of a large piece of carpeting on the floor. They talk about the evidence.

Second Scene:
INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT – INTERVIEW ROOM – DAY:
The door opens and Greg walks in with his kit. He puts his kit on the table and gives the warrant to Ms. Turner. Greg opens his kit and takes out a swab. She asks him not to touch her. He approaches her with the swab. She stands up and violently pushes him away from her. The woman officer grabs her and holds her as she struggles. They force her to sit down on the floor. He tries to get the swab in her mouth and she bites down on his hand. Greg looks at the bite mark on his hand. He turns and swabs her saliva from his hand.

Third Scene:
INT. CSI – LAB:
Greg is in the lab when Catherine walks in with her sword. Greg’s hand is bandaged. "Hey, Greg. You up for a bite?" Catherine jokes. Greg laughs like it’s the funniest joke ever. He pounds on the table as if unable to control his laughter. Catherine watches him. He continues laughing, then stops. They start working on the evidence.

Fourth Scene:
INT. ROOM -- DAY:
An Alien Abduction Survivor’s Group meeting is being held. Grissom and Brass are listening to them. Grissom explains to Brass why Ms. Turner attacked Greg. In a flashback we see Greg´s face turns reptilian while Ms. Turner looks at him.

Fifth Scene:
INT. CSI – GARAGE:
Greg shows Catherine what he’s found on the tires under the ALS. Catherine opens the back door and looks inside. She finds men’s shoes and clothing. Greg pops the trunk.

Sixth Scene:
INT. CSI – GARAGE:
Greg dusts the plastic steam cleaner water container and finds a print under the cover. He lifts it and scans it into the database.

Seventh Scene:
INT. CSI – DNA LAB:
Hodges shares his findings with Catherine. Greg bursts into the lab with some news.

Best Dialog:
Catherine: "Hey, Greg. You up for a bite?"
Greg: "No. I am on antibiotics, I had a tetanus shot -- I'm having a pretty bad year."
Catherine: "Oh, it's only a bad year if you do a bad job, Greg. You're having a great year."

Greg: "It wasn't a reptilian conspiracy, but it was a conspiracy."
Catherine: "Men are snakes."

My Comment:
Oh dear! Greg never stops to get into trouble. Beaten, spit on and now bitten. Obviously he became the perfect victim in this show. Catherine makes fun of him but at the same time she makes him a compliment. Greg seems close to the point of cracking up. It would be good to look out for him.
Just an advice, dearest Greg: If a woman screams at you "Get off of me!" do so.
When he is bitten he realizes: "I got my sample." He is a CSI to the core. Grissom´s boy in any circumstance.
Greg turns into a reptile. FUN!

STARRING GREG