"Grissom ist just been running me around like a lap dog!"
Sara: "You´re nuts. You know that."
Greg: "Exactomundo."
"I like saying that word. Bio-assay. It sounds nubian."
"Get a hot dog?...I get the ketchup."
"You want a valium for her?"
"I´m the man!"
"Haven´t I done enough for one day?"
Greg: "You smell like death."
Sara: "I´ve heard."
Greg: "You know a real man wouldn´t mind."
"What don´t you know!"
Nick: "Don´t sneak up on a person like that."
Greg: "Yeah, well, you know how I feel, like, ten times a day."
"I just wasn´t expecting blood to look like that."
Nick: "That stuff will kill you, you know."
Greg: "It doesn´t kill me yet."
"The gods of CODIS have blessed us with a hit."
"You infected me with mildew?!"
"I´m open 24 hours."
"There is something weird going on. Well, not weird, more like hairraising."
"I like to make a presentation."
"What I do is art, now I´m ready to unveal it."
Greg to Nick: "I tought that we had an realationship.
What you´re doing taking Archie out in the field, instead of me?"
Sara: "You´re crowding me Greg."
Greg: "Well, I have some information that can bring us even closer."
Sara: "Grandma was high?!"
Greg: "Yeah! As a kite."
"We labrats have to do something to get through the day."
Greg: "So what´s with that Harpo lady?"
Catherine: "Harper."
Greg: "Whatevo."
Sara: "How do you know that Greg?"
Greg: "A gentleman never tells."
"I´m not the allergy ace."
"Little Nurses going wild."
"You know, nothing says "I love you" like an ounce of fresh blood."
"On a man's underwear, semen stains aren't exactly probative."
Greg: "I found something a little unusual, for a roller coaster.
Not a sailor, but a ..."
Sara: "Semen? Sex on the roller coaster?"
Greg: "Or some kid shaking hands with shorty."
"That semen from the coaster's cab was just processed in my lab.
All I can say is, Nevins was a cad." (rhyming)
"Pharaoh's fever was his Spanish fly."