"I'm The Guy, you know, like, The Guy."
"Easy, Chewie!"
"Major, nice of you to stop by. Kind of hard to get a cab in this neighbourhood."
"I should go with you, because I have a relationship with Todd ..."
"Alright, Chewie, start tracking."
"I don't know where you're from, but out here anything's possible."
"When Atlantis shows up ... tell 'em I said goodbye."
"How you doin', Chewie?"
"I get it: it’s difficult; million to one odds, blah, blah, blah."
"Remember -- no wild parties while we’re gone."
"Hold up, Chewie."
"I like simple."
"This is not simple."
"I hate clowns."
"Great! Last time I came face to face with myself, I ended up kicking my own ass."
"Women like it when guys are late."
"Well, my spidey-senses felt an ambush coming on."
"I know by experience, re-entry's a bitch."
"One thing I've learned about my business is never say never."
"It's just another day in outer space."
"All I've gotta do is walk in a straight line."
"That’s the plan."
"It´ll be a walk in the park...a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me."
"Way to go, John! Listening to a Wraith!"
"Life isn´t fair. It´s just fairer than death."
"I hate queens."
"Good old Plan D -- works every time."
"Don’t you hate it when people interrupt right when things are getting good?"
"I hate those things."
"I like time."
"I don´t feel dead."
"I´m a worrier."
"Take it easy, Chewie."
"I´m just naturally lazy."
"I hate those bugs!"
"There you go!"
"According to my DNA I´m 100% John Sheppard."
"There is no place like home."
"I really don´t like being ignored."
"R2, I need you to turn the auto pilot off! Now! - Worth a try."
"This is Sheppard. I'm pretty sure you can't hear me, but I don't have a volleyball to talk to, so what the hell."
"Raising children can be very dangerous."
"I've got a weakness for external weaknesses."
"I came from a galaxy far, far away."
"We can name it later."
"But it is the right thing to do. Why? Because it is!"
"Weapons come in all shapes and seizes."
"He´s worse than Dr. McCoy."
"It´s always good to get to know your neighbours."
"I know it´s a lot to ask but I´m asking."
"She doesn´t look a day over 9000."
"I can be pretty fast."
"I can fly just about anything."